Peter - "Dad . . . beat Mom!"
Dad - "What?!?!?"
Peter - "BEAT Mom!"
Mom - "Excuse ME?"
Peter - "You know, like in a race!"
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Peter - "Look! There' a big fat man!" . . . . this is a hard one. He was technically telling the truth, you know. So, I guess we'll be learning more about MANNERS!
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Peter - "Um, Grandma . . . . I can't wash my hands . . your sink is kind of dirty"
(which actually was lime built up just around the tip of the bottom of the sink - honestly . . . this one was, I guess you could call, my little 'guilty pleasure' - my mom is the 'clean queen' . . so, for him to think that THAT was 'dirt', kind of made my day - OF COURSE, I didn't tell HIM that!)
Dad - "What?!?!?"
Peter - "BEAT Mom!"
Mom - "Excuse ME?"
Peter - "You know, like in a race!"
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Peter - "Look! There' a big fat man!" . . . . this is a hard one. He was technically telling the truth, you know. So, I guess we'll be learning more about MANNERS!
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Peter - "Um, Grandma . . . . I can't wash my hands . . your sink is kind of dirty"
(which actually was lime built up just around the tip of the bottom of the sink - honestly . . . this one was, I guess you could call, my little 'guilty pleasure' - my mom is the 'clean queen' . . so, for him to think that THAT was 'dirt', kind of made my day - OF COURSE, I didn't tell HIM that!)
1 comments:
I loved the first one, made me laugh aloud!!!
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