I AM 'Very New'

Peter and I have this little thing that he and I do at night. After I put him to bed, he usually asks if I can be with him for a little bit. So, I snuggle next to him in his bed, and we make up stories (usually about Lightening McQueen, on the Cars movie). I always start the story and then we say 'your turn' and the other person picks up from where the story was left off. Tonight he wanted to make up a story about Daddy. So, I started. "Once upon a time, Daddy had to get up and work on taxes on his computer. . . .your turn!" Peter said "And I had to get up, but I was very very new, Daddy is NOT new like me, he's very very old" What a stink rat!