Saturday, January 9

Things NOT to say in public


Peter - "Dad . . . beat Mom!"
Dad - "What?!?!?"
Peter - "
BEAT Mom!"
Mom - "Excuse ME?"
Peter - "You know, like in a 
race!"


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Peter - "Look!  There' a big fat man!"  . . . . this is a hard one.  He was technically telling the truth, you know.  So, I guess we'll be learning more about 
MANNERS!

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Peter - "Um, Grandma . . . . I can't wash my hands . . your sink is kind of 
dirty"
 (which actually was lime built up just around the tip of the bottom of the sink - honestly . . . this one was, I guess you could call, my little 'guilty pleasure' - my mom is the 'clean queen' . . so, for him to think that 
THAT was 'dirt', kind of made my day - OF COURSE, I didn't tell HIM that!)

1 comments:

Chloe and Libby said...

I loved the first one, made me laugh aloud!!!